All aboard! Have your tickets ready for inspection. Failure to produce a valid ticket may result in fines or you may be asked to pick someone else’s brain. Please store emotional baggage in the overhead compartments. For security reasons, keep your baggage to yourself throughout your journey. Any thoughts or opinions left unattended will be destroyed. If you see something suspicious, notify the police or a member of staff. Remember to keep your feet off the seats. Smoking is not permitted on this train of thought. We hope you enjoy your journey and we look forward to you being in our thoughts in the future.