Within an hour or two of sending this letter to The Daily Mail, they got back to me with plans Continue reading
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I wonder … about the origins of the term ‘throw the baby out with the bathwater.’ I wonder if someone Continue reading
Accents. This post is about accents. I guess I have one. It must stand out. Last week, I called up Continue reading
I found these thoughtful sentiments on the tag of a shirt I bought. To be honest, the shirt does not Continue reading
Have you ever seen a famous person on a Southeastern Train? Seems unlikely, doesn’t it? However, I have seen one! Continue reading
“It is better to know where to go and not know how than it is to know how to go Continue reading
My original post is below. While it was not picked up by local media (to my knowledge), I sent the Continue reading