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Meghan Markle believes she was ‘destined’ to leave UK to fight racism in US

  Maybe if “she was ‘destined’ to fight racism in US” she should never have left the US in the Continue reading →

Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden

    She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading →

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Shoplifter caught thanks to distinctive ‘I pooped today’ t-shirt he wore to go stealing

  He also had a distinctive beard and was wrapped in a blue bed sheet. But the t-shirt certainly didn’t Continue reading →

Extinction Rebellion protesters cover Trafalgar Square in fake blood

And to think their parents said you can’t do anything with an art degree. Best of all, they can tell Continue reading →

Could this be the latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster?

Under careful examination of this photograph, I was startled to find evidence of a crop rectangle. Crop rectangles, although not Continue reading →

I couldn’t get a single job interview, until I changed my name to a white-sounding one

  So, based on your photo, you are either a sweater knitter, chicken cook or a bench maker? I don’t Continue reading →

Woman receives topless pic when she offers to volunteer for mental health organisation

She should have given him some mental health advice. Call it a missed opportunity. Let’s hope he gets the help Continue reading →

Couple get trapped in unlocked cupboard for two days while ‘high on drugs’

  If you can stand two days together locked inside a cupboard, high as a kite and surrounded by excrement, Continue reading →

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