The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen – Absurd Humour for Modern Times!

The Full Monty I used to think that if you recognized the foot, then Anthony Zen was for you! But Continue reading →

Autistic Fantasy – A New Literary Genre

Reappropriating a Definition According to the American Psychological Association, autistic fantasy “is a defense mechanism in which a person deals Continue reading →

Prerealist Creative Exercises

A truly prerealist work is one created simply, honestly, and spontaneously with (hopefully) little interference from external stimuli. ‘External stimuli’ Continue reading →

My Cuban Adventures

Monday, February 27, 2006 Cameron’s Cuban Adventures – Part 1 Current mood: contemplative Entering the Frank Pais Airport in Holguin, Continue reading →

Cool for Cats – A Playlist Dedicated to Cat Lovers … and their Cats!

This playlist is dedicated to my fellow cat lovers. In particular, it was inspired by a little, black, furry ball Continue reading →

Small Press, Big Plans: My Views on the Small Press Experience

Preface Evidently, this article dates back to the time when my hair was blue, black and purple and I resembled Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →

GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up

That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading →

Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets

  I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading →

Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines

  Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.

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Kadath Press Presents Neurotica – Second Edition The second paperback edition of Neurotica is now available on Amazon! If you Continue reading →

Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’

  So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading →

Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin

  I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading →

Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction

I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.

Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever

I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading →