I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
So, based on your photo, you are either a sweater knitter, chicken cook or a bench maker? I don’t Continue reading
Helping cover it up was fine. It was the cannibalism that really tested our friendship.
It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
This is a call to arms. Every year, one person is injured in a Nutella related accident. Government needs to Continue reading