In a related story, on the opposite side of the world – on a street in Papatowai, Otago, New Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
In addition, police said he has been seen with a white cat and may be hiding in a secret base Continue reading
They’ll be bitterly disappointed when they look inside and find some garbage bags, a pair of gloves, a Continue reading
I have a ten year old nephew named Brandon. To be honest, he is a real handful – a nightmare Continue reading
Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading
That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading
I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.