They’ll be bitterly disappointed when they look inside and find some garbage bags, a pair of gloves, a Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
I have a ten year old nephew named Brandon. To be honest, he is a real handful – a nightmare Continue reading
Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading
That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading
I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading