So let me get this straight – she spent decades playing the part of the friendly, loving, innocuous mother; Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
Speaking as a former biologist, I have some concerns regarding this custard cream diet that has been thrust upon them. Continue reading
SPIDERS SPEAK OUT – After centuries of helping humans by keeping pest insect numbers down, spiders are speaking out. “We’re Continue reading
Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading
Hovis needs to get their act together. I bought a Hovis Medium Bag of Dead Spiders from an Asda in Continue reading
I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading
He immediately regretted his choice of meat when it attracted hundreds of beer soaked German tourists – clinging to his Continue reading
This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading