Despite recent controversy regarding the roll out of the ArriveCAN app, which provides “mandatory travel and public health information before Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading
I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading
PLEASE don’t ask her what she is going to do about the potholes!
Wait a minute – someone told me I squash flies like an NHS worker. Now I know why!!!
Despite her hair, she will not be touring with a 80s band because she is: “Too shy shy, hush Continue reading
Hotel where burgers cost £21.50 adds £2 charge for each item you remove I gave them £2 and removed Continue reading
A sign of the times. We ALL used to sleep in bedrooms. Now the fortunate few sleep in shop windows. Continue reading