Furthermore, French Dressing will become just “Dressing”, French’s Classic Yellow Mustard will be shortened to “Classic Yellow Mustard”, Gérard Depardieu Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading
I think you should avoid relationships altogether. They will only get you and everyone else into trouble. Divert your energies Continue reading
1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading
Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading
Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading
Finally the media are reporting a pleasant, family-friendly story rich with socio-political-cultural subtext. You could read a lot into this Continue reading
I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver. Continue reading