In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading
This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading
The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite: 3. Insects 2. Human hair 1. Continue reading
Outrageous! I was asked to leave one of their stores for speaking Klingon. I was naked and sleeping in a Continue reading
Chuck Norris dropped it when he leaned over the edge to check his moustache in the reflection.
However, with the parrot under intense scrutiny, prosecutors could not explain why the husband hollered “Hello” and “Pretty Bird” moments Continue reading
Supermarkets can’t decide what to remove first: the chicken or the egg? The debate rages on.