“The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading
Searing headlines torn from the sordid pages of reality!
Love, hate, lust and crime explode from the page!
These are the ACTUAL HEADLINES from Metro.co.uk – an Earth-shattering cornucopia of absurdity coupled with insightful commentary from yours truly! Remember, we’re all stuck on a rock floating through space, so enjoy these before we all spiral downwards into eternal darkness – or your Internet connection goes down, whichever comes first.
Please note: I did not author the original articles; I am merely commenting on them, via Metro’s Facebook page. I got into this habit when I noticed several people complaining that articles were not news worthy (and worst!); but I had fun adding my absurd, satirical commentary and interacting with other Metro readers who liked my comments. Thus, I decided to feature a collection of these comments on my blog. If you click on the images provided, you will open the original article as it appeared in Metro.co.uk. When I quote directly from an article, I will reference the journalist’s name. If you float your mouse over the images, you should see the journalist’s name as well.
Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading
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Maybe if “she was ‘destined’ to fight racism in US” she should never have left the US in the Continue reading
She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading
He also had a distinctive beard and was wrapped in a blue bed sheet. But the t-shirt certainly didn’t Continue reading
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And to think their parents said you can’t do anything with an art degree. Best of all, they can tell Continue reading