Home Wanted man found with matured rump and sizzle steaks in his coat pockets Buyer beware! If you see a suspicious man on the High Street wearing a bulky coat who claims to have “juicy loins, a mature rump and a spicy sausage” he may be up to no good. He might be selling stolen meat too. “Flasher” by FlyingFox is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0. AdvertisementShare this:ShareFacebookTwitterLike this:Like Loading... Related