Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

(I Can’t Get No) Sanitizer

I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Flea Market

It happened every Sunday, down at the old courthouse. The courthouse was the scene of the last public execution in Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →

There’s a petition to block MP’s pay rises and it already has 365k signatures

I’m dead against it. I think all MPs should be paid with pieces of aluminium foil and small bits of Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →