Spiderman news!

This just in – Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, is being considered for the role of the villain Continue reading →

My First Séance

Tried my first séance last night. The séance was held at a local psychic’s house. When I arrived at her Continue reading →

Is Automatic Writing for You?

To my knowledge, automatic writing was first formally introduced as a literary technique by André Breton, founder of surrealism. Apparently, Continue reading →

Waiting in the Chemists

I was just waiting in the chemists. The title gave that away, but there’s more. I’m not going to tell Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

In a related story, I dialled the wrong number when I had a craving for pizza. Some guy showed up Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

World’s most venomous spider found in Waitrose home delivery

  Waitrose really need to get their act together. I bought one of their ‘Essential Waitrose’ 500 g boxes of Continue reading →

Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police

Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading →