The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1

Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

I’m horrible at lying – honest!

Lying is an important part of daily life. It maintains social bonds and prevents the human race from collapsing. Yet, Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

I was told to use my sense of humour – and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Elderly man could be charged with criminal damage for cutting the grass outside his home

Coming soon to BBC 4, it’s “Lawnmower Man”. Sir Michael Caine plays a pensioner with a lawn mower out to Continue reading →