For Lovers of Surrealism, Magic Realism & Weird Fiction

When I started Kadath Press back in 1996, my Web site received visitors from around the world. By far, the Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

In a related story, I dialled the wrong number when I had a craving for pizza. Some guy showed up Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police

Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading →

People are not okay with Tesco’s self-service checkouts wishing them a Merry Christmas

One of them asked me how my mother was. I took offence – what business is it of his? “He” Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Blackbird rides eagle in latest display of nature being badass

Note to all passengers: the baggage allowance is ONE nut, berry or seed maximum size of 56 x 45 x Continue reading →

This lion chilling in a wheelbarrow would still rip you apart and eat you raw

For future reference, this is the most convenient way to move a lion from one side of your garden to Continue reading →