Sinkhole on housing estate untouched by the council for three years

  In a related story, on the opposite side of the world – on a street in Papatowai, Otago, New Continue reading →

Hunt for inmate with distinctive face scar on the run from prison

In addition, police said he has been seen with a white cat and may be hiding in a secret base Continue reading →

China Space Rover Finds MYSTERIOUS ‘Hut’ On The Far Side Of The Moon

    They’ll be bitterly disappointed when they look inside and find some garbage bags, a pair of gloves, a Continue reading →

How I Got My Nephew to Leave Chuck E. Cheese’s

I have a ten year old nephew named Brandon. To be honest, he is a real handful – a nightmare Continue reading →

Pair rants

I awoke one morning to find that my mother and father had been replaced by an old wooden chair and Continue reading →

Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween

Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading →

GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up

That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading →

Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets

  I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading →