Sinkhole on housing estate untouched by the council for three years

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Hunt for inmate with distinctive face scar on the run from prison

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China Space Rover Finds MYSTERIOUS ‘Hut’ On The Far Side Of The Moon

    They’ll be bitterly disappointed when they look inside and find some garbage bags, a pair of gloves, a Continue reading →

How I Got My Nephew to Leave Chuck E. Cheese’s

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Pair rants

I awoke one morning to find that my mother and father had been replaced by an old wooden chair and Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

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Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →