Virgin Galactic and Rolls Royce unveil supersonic jet that can fly to New York in 90 minutes

  On the downside, once you get there you can’t come back. Read the fine print!   “Weird, why is Continue reading →

Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden

    She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading →

Shoplifter caught thanks to distinctive ‘I pooped today’ t-shirt he wore to go stealing

  He also had a distinctive beard and was wrapped in a blue bed sheet. But the t-shirt certainly didn’t Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Meghan Markle believes she was ‘destined’ to leave UK to fight racism in US

  Maybe if “she was ‘destined’ to fight racism in US” she should never have left the US in the Continue reading →

Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →