Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween

Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading →

Pair rants

I awoke one morning to find that my mother and father had been replaced by an old wooden chair and Continue reading →

GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up

That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading →

Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets

  I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1

Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading →

Dennis Quaid adopts a black cat who is also named Dennis Quaid and we’re living for it

  Dennis has an easily agitated brother, Randy, who has wild unkempt hair, scratches up furniture, runs around the yard Continue reading →