Dennis Quaid adopts a black cat who is also named Dennis Quaid and we’re living for it

  Dennis has an easily agitated brother, Randy, who has wild unkempt hair, scratches up furniture, runs around the yard Continue reading →

Swarms of mosquitoes to plague UK as heatwave continues

  Nigel Farage claims there is plenty of blood and “perfect breeding grounds” in France, yet they still want to Continue reading →

Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam

  “The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading →

Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →

Virgin Galactic and Rolls Royce unveil supersonic jet that can fly to New York in 90 minutes

  On the downside, once you get there you can’t come back. Read the fine print!   “Weird, why is Continue reading →

Meghan Markle believes she was ‘destined’ to leave UK to fight racism in US

  Maybe if “she was ‘destined’ to fight racism in US” she should never have left the US in the Continue reading →

Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden

    She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading →

Shoplifter caught thanks to distinctive ‘I pooped today’ t-shirt he wore to go stealing

  He also had a distinctive beard and was wrapped in a blue bed sheet. But the t-shirt certainly didn’t Continue reading →