Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween

Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading →

Pair rants

I awoke one morning to find that my mother and father had been replaced by an old wooden chair and Continue reading →

GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up

That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading →

Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets

  I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading →

Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines

  Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.

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Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’

  So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading →

Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin

  I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading →