What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?
If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space
An absurd look at the human condition featuring stories, reviews, essays, travel and a humorous take on daily events that could affect YOU!
‘Brick thrown through Tory councillor’s door’ after council tax is increased by 400%
2018 Tax Increase Response Protocol Please note that in 2018 you are now allowed use of the following construction Continue reading
My Transylvanian Adventures
The Lone Wanderer Arrives Backpack pulling down on your shoulders. Luggage rolling beside you like a loyal pet. Continue reading
Virtual reality trampolines, a sweet shack and three-storey waterslides: the classic British cruise ship gets a £70m makeover
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Teenager has penis ‘bitten off’ in shark attack close to shoreline
Gives another layer of meaning to “Moby Dick”.
Blackbird rides eagle in latest display of nature being badass
Note to all passengers: the baggage allowance is ONE nut, berry or seed maximum size of 56 x 45 x Continue reading
Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’
A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading
