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Kadath Press Presents Neurotica – Second Edition The second paperback edition of Neurotica is now available on Amazon! If you Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space
The singular adventures of a lone traveler drifting through time, searching for peace, comfort and meaning.
Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever
I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading
You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying
I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading
Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers
Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness: Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading
Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari
His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading
