If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
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He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Gives another layer of meaning to “Moby Dick”.
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A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading