Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing

I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading →

Emmerdale spoilers: Who dies in a tragic disaster? 10 characters most at risk

Here’s a tip: if you don’t want to die, don’t stand next to the tall guy dressed head-to-toe in black, Continue reading →

‘Scotch egg theft in Minehead’: the 11 most boring local news headlines of 2014

Alas, the spoon thief has condemned me to this horrible fate. I stare out the window, watching the rogue sausage Continue reading →

B&B owner put ‘women not welcome’ sign up because he ‘doesn’t like them’

Cross-dressers are allowed either a bed or a breakfast – but not both.  

Man has 17 names tattooed on his bum to raise money for charity

An interesting way to remember names. However, there’s no guarantee this will work. Regardless of the system you use to Continue reading →

Angry beaver chased student through a housing estate

When I was young, students had to travel all the way to Canada to be chased through a housing estate Continue reading →

How powerful is your passport?

While I believe my Canadian passport is pretty powerful, and I’m somewhat perturbed it didn’t make the top five, I Continue reading →

A driver hung pork from his lorry to deter Muslim migrants in Calais

He immediately regretted his choice of meat when it attracted hundreds of beer soaked German tourists – clinging to his Continue reading →