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Homeless people to be fined up to £1,000 for sleeping rough

Another fine example of successive governments slashing funding leading to systemic societal problems that they find a way to profit Continue reading →

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Mystery as massive snowballs the size of snowmen’s heads wash up out of the sea

I don’t want to tell police how to do their jobs, but they should be canvassing neighbourhoods and interviewing homeowners Continue reading →

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14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Mum finds a snail living inside a growth on her son’s knee

WANTED – family photographer to capture mother and son in their moment of happiness. Preferably with experience shooting a small Continue reading →

Boy, 3, who wrote a letter to his beagle in ‘doggy heaven’ receives a heart-warming reply

I don’t want to upset the kid, but judging by the replacement of the word ‘four’ with the number ‘4’ Continue reading →

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Inside out teddy bears aren’t cuddly AT ALL

What a great way to teach children that beauty comes from within – whatever that means.

Businesswoman finds drunk stranger asleep in her bed so takes a selfie

He also ate her porridge and sat in her chair, breaking it into pieces.

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