Anti-gay pastor called Gaylard arrested ‘for grabbing a man’s genitals’

http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/21/anti-gay-pastor-called-gaylard-arrested-for-grabbing-a-mans-genitals-4995047/?ito=facebook Upon searching his car, police also found several ABBA CDs. Williams went on to say that the CDs belonged Continue reading →

This Just In … Being a Child is Not What it Used to Be …

Sad news: the Tooth Fairy faces three years in jail after being charged with burglary of a dwelling. Police say Continue reading →

A giant iceberg has killed 150,000 penguins, say scientists

That’s it! I’ve had enough. I am sick and tired of the negative press surrounding icebergs. First the Titanic, now Continue reading →

WATCH: This is the moment Sir Paul McCartney was turned away from a Grammys after-party

Beck, clearly shaken by the incident, claimed he was a loser and asked someone to kill him. Paul and Woody, Continue reading →

Elton John reveals he and David Bowie had been feuding for 40 YEARS

The cause of the feud is simple – Elton was on The Muppet Show and David was not. But David Continue reading →

Firefighters called after girl gets arm stuck in a letterbox

Postmen called after same girl gets arm stuck in a fire hydrant.

This man was told ‘he has only 100 orgasms left’

On the bright side, that’s about 95 more than most women have during a lifetime.

Jilted lover cuts ALL joint possessions in half and sells them on eBay

Perfect gift ideas for that special someone who already has one half of all possessions following a break-up! Some assembly Continue reading →