Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings
Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading
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I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
Please watch – then read. Howard Beale had it right. Never has this been more true. Here’s some minor Continue reading
Is it legal to have sex in your back garden?
I don’t know if it is legal for you to have sex in my back garden, but I’d rather Continue reading
Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers
Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness: Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari
His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading
Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work
A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading
Hunt for inmate with distinctive face scar on the run from prison
In addition, police said he has been seen with a white cat and may be hiding in a secret base Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 