Man woke up to go for a pee to find he was in a coffin ‘and had been sacrificed’

  So, did he finally get to take a pee or not?

Boy George impersonator charged £249 delivery fee for £11 Greggs order

Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?    

Snake’s head found in meal on budget airline flight

  Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading →

Play this song to stop seagulls from nicking your chips at the beach

  I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading →

Woman trims her bush to make council finally cut theirs after two years of growth

  PLEASE don’t ask her what she is going to do about the potholes!  

Woman sued NHS because she was compared to Mr Miyagi for how she killed a fly

  Wait a minute – someone told me I squash flies like an NHS worker. Now I know why!!!

Toddler diagnosed with exceptionally rare ‘uncombable hair syndrome’

  Despite her hair, she will not be touring with a 80s band because she is: “Too shy shy, hush Continue reading →

Hotel where burgers cost £21.50 adds £2 charge for each item you remove

Hotel where burgers cost £21.50 adds £2 charge for each item you remove   I gave them £2 and removed Continue reading →