Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden
She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space
The singular adventures of a lone traveler drifting through time, searching for peace, comfort and meaning.
Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam
“The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading
Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together
Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading
Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings
Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading
I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
Please watch – then read. Howard Beale had it right. Never has this been more true. Here’s some minor Continue reading
Is it legal to have sex in your back garden?
I don’t know if it is legal for you to have sex in my back garden, but I’d rather Continue reading
Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers
Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness: Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 