Dad comes home from a night away to find his front lawn has been stolen

I don’t want to tell Darwen police how to do their jobs, but I would check and see who was Continue reading →

This is the look of a man who’s just found something horrible in his KFC

In a Mighty Bucket for One, he found a screwdriver. In a Bargain Bucket: 10 Piece he found a piece Continue reading →

Drivers caught in ‘car trap’ say warning signs aren’t clear enough

In my apartment, I kept hearing strange noises at night. In the morning, there were tracks all across my floor. Continue reading →

I am a 2023 Cadmus Book Award Winner!

The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen has been awarded a 2023 Cadmus Book Award, in the Humor / Satire category! Continue reading →

Mystery brown liquid shot up man’s leg after he stepped on bubble at Morrisons

Apparently, Morrison’s doesn’t have the capacity to quickly drain a bubble of foul brown liquid beneath their cracked floor, yet Continue reading →

I don’t want my mum at my hen do but she thinks she’s invited – what do I do?

  Mums are very special people who bring so much joy and happiness to our lives. So, when you lure Continue reading →

Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse

  Sheep eating cannabis aren’t the problem; they’re peaceful and keep to themselves. It’s the sheep who turn to alcohol Continue reading →

People left hanging upside down from theme park ride after it breaks down in mid-air

  I don’t want to sound conspiratorial, but Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was seen frantically running around below the stuck Continue reading →