Here’s what it’s like to get a bespoke fragrance made by the Queen’s perfumer

Smells like Queen spirit.  

Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing

I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading →

Emmerdale spoilers: Who dies in a tragic disaster? 10 characters most at risk

Here’s a tip: if you don’t want to die, don’t stand next to the tall guy dressed head-to-toe in black, Continue reading →

‘Scotch egg theft in Minehead’: the 11 most boring local news headlines of 2014

Alas, the spoon thief has condemned me to this horrible fate. I stare out the window, watching the rogue sausage Continue reading →

Jodorowsky’s Dune

When a visionary genius tries to make a mind-blowing movie about a popular young man who is fond of spice Continue reading →

B&B owner put ‘women not welcome’ sign up because he ‘doesn’t like them’

Cross-dressers are allowed either a bed or a breakfast – but not both.  

Blessed are the Meek – Provided they Keep Spending

  “Blessed are the meek,” Father bellowed, “for they shall purchase the earth.”   He always started out his sermon Continue reading →

The Duke Of Burgundy

“The Duke Of Burgundy“ was a fictional pub in the classic Ealing comedy Passport To Pimlico (1949). It also happens Continue reading →