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Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings

  Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading →

Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction

I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.

Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines

  Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.

Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’

  So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading →

Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin

  I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading →

Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction

I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.

Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever

I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading →

You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying

I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading →

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