Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings
Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading
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Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.
Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever
I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading
You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying
I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 