Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.
Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever
I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading
You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying
I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading
Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings
Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading
Avengers star Carrie Coon says she turned down role in Endgame despite being killed off in Infinity War
In related news, Abraham Lincoln turned down offer to be Joe Biden’s Vice President.
