Donald Trump’s ‘toe pads’ ignite speculation on social media

Those aren’t toe pads. Those are Trump’s extra-large wallets. They don’t fit into his pockets, so he has to keep Continue reading →

Mystery ‘witch bottles’ wash up on Gulf of Mexico and people are too scared to open them

  This is now the cause of confusing conversations like this one: Man 1: Did you hear witch bottles are Continue reading →

Man caught trying to smuggle two otters and a prairie dog in his trousers

Trousers were originally invented to store otters and prairie dogs, allowing them to be carried from village to village. One Continue reading →

Dad comes home from a night away to find his front lawn has been stolen

I don’t want to tell Darwen police how to do their jobs, but I would check and see who was Continue reading →

This is the look of a man who’s just found something horrible in his KFC

In a Mighty Bucket for One, he found a screwdriver. In a Bargain Bucket: 10 Piece he found a piece Continue reading →

Drivers caught in ‘car trap’ say warning signs aren’t clear enough

In my apartment, I kept hearing strange noises at night. In the morning, there were tracks all across my floor. Continue reading →

I am a 2023 Cadmus Book Award Winner!

The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen has been awarded a 2023 Cadmus Book Award, in the Humor / Satire category! Continue reading →

Mystery brown liquid shot up man’s leg after he stepped on bubble at Morrisons

Apparently, Morrison’s doesn’t have the capacity to quickly drain a bubble of foul brown liquid beneath their cracked floor, yet Continue reading →