Out of body experiences: Life after death is a real phenomenon, British scientists find

  Been there and came back because I forgot my proof of address. Preferably a letter from my bank or Continue reading →

Live like a king in Scotland for the cost of a one-bedroom flat in London

What are the moat maintenance fees? Is one provided, or do I have to dig my own? Is there room Continue reading →

Drunk man eats 250g of concrete thinking it’s food

I sense beleaguered residents of Ibiza and Magaluf will be setting out pails of concrete on every street corner. You Continue reading →

A goth claims she was ‘ridiculed’ by staff at Tesco

  They neglected to mention that the staff included Andrew Eldritch, lead singer of The Sisters of Mercy and former Continue reading →

Fan of bagged salad leaves? It could give you salmonella!

The solution is simple. In a completely sterile environment, spend hours sewing additional pockets into your coat. Be sure to Continue reading →

Albert Camus’ “The Plague” as an Allegory of the Rise of Extremist Totalitarian Governments

Plague Presentation I gave this presentation as part of the course requirements towards my Master of Environmental Studies Degree. I Continue reading →

Policeman told car he’d just reported stolen was actually his

Who is this officer? Every Wednesday morning, there’s a racket outside my flat. Hours later, when I go out to Continue reading →

Thousands sign up for community service after failing to read terms and conditions

Buyer beware. I hastily ordered some online pet insurance for my six year old cat. Now I am operating a Continue reading →