Tourist gets locked in London Waterstones store by mistake, tweets for help

  Finally the media are reporting a pleasant, family-friendly story rich with socio-political-cultural subtext. You could read a lot into Continue reading →

Londoners hire snipers to kill foxes in their gardens

  You’re no one until you have your own garden sniper. My family had nothing but a bearded guy with Continue reading →

Autistic Fantasy – A New Literary Genre

Reappropriating a Definition According to the American Psychological Association, autistic fantasy “is a defense mechanism in which a person deals Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

(I Can’t Get No) Sanitizer

I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →