I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading
The transmission was clear, but what I was seeing was not. “What is this?” my Grandmother asked, alarmed. She was Continue reading
I believe we are all genetically predisposed to love music. While in the womb, floating peacefully in amniotic fluid, we Continue reading
Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?
Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading
I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading
PLEASE don’t ask her what she is going to do about the potholes!
Wait a minute – someone told me I squash flies like an NHS worker. Now I know why!!!