We’re not sure why this perfectly innocent looking starfish is going viral

  Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, little star … evidently.  

This theme park wants to hire someone to test rollercoasters for a day

Applicants must be able to keep both arms in fully extended upright position for hours on end, and show evidence Continue reading →

Dad fears kids will fall through gaps on ‘8ft’ play park branded ‘danger zone’

                          To date, no child has fallen through Continue reading →

Thought of the Day: Canada, Global Politics and Big Balloons Bursting

Maybe if Trudeau had not sent those four tanks to the Ukraine we’d have a fighting chance against the Chinese Continue reading →

NDP MP questions necessity of indoor ice rinks due to “climate impact”

I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading →

Bowie, Grandma and Me

The transmission was clear, but what I was seeing was not. “What is this?” my Grandmother asked, alarmed. She was Continue reading →

What Song has Haunted YOU?

I believe we are all genetically predisposed to love music. While in the womb, floating peacefully in amniotic fluid, we Continue reading →

Boy George impersonator charged £249 delivery fee for £11 Greggs order

Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?