Snake’s head found in meal on budget airline flight

  Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading →

Play this song to stop seagulls from nicking your chips at the beach

  I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading →

Woman trims her bush to make council finally cut theirs after two years of growth

  PLEASE don’t ask her what she is going to do about the potholes!  

Woman sued NHS because she was compared to Mr Miyagi for how she killed a fly

  Wait a minute – someone told me I squash flies like an NHS worker. Now I know why!!!

Toddler diagnosed with exceptionally rare ‘uncombable hair syndrome’

  Despite her hair, she will not be touring with a 80s band because she is: “Too shy shy, hush Continue reading →

Hotel where burgers cost £21.50 adds £2 charge for each item you remove

Hotel where burgers cost £21.50 adds £2 charge for each item you remove   I gave them £2 and removed Continue reading →

Ah, Capitalism! Woman stays in shop window for £1,000 a night after AirBnb prank escalates

A sign of the times. We ALL used to sleep in bedrooms. Now the fortunate few sleep in shop windows. Continue reading →

Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween

Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading →