Drugstore Cowgirl

Back in the 70’s, my little sister was horsing around and got her head stuck in a turnstile, at the Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank

Episode 1: The Ties that Bind This is about things I saw down by the bank. It might become a Continue reading →

Let’s Get Small

A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading →