Drugstore Cowgirl

Back in the 70’s, my little sister was horsing around and got her head stuck in a turnstile, at the Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

What’s in the Box?

People were coming and going. What was the big idea? They were everywhere! Don’t stand in a doorway and talk! Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

Severance Pay

Early one morning, I was awakened by an unwelcome call. On the other end of the line, an impatient male Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →