Poundland starts selling things for more than £1 sparking fears that the end is nigh
Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading
People are not okay with Tesco’s self-service checkouts wishing them a Merry Christmas
One of them asked me how my mother was. I took offence – what business is it of his? “He” Continue reading
You Can’t Rush Quality
Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading
You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore
I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading
What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?
If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads
In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading
Now you can clean your teeth using black toothpaste
Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading
Harry Kane fivers worth £50,000 are now in circulation somewhere in Britain
I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver. Continue reading
