Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween
Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading
GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up
That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading
Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets
I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading
Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.
Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever
I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading
