An Autistic’s Guide to Managing Feelings of Severe Detachment
During a recent talk with my NHS counselor, I once again brought up the topic of detachment. I believe that Continue reading
‘My life with two penises’: Man with double penis has written a ‘tell-all’ memoir
Top Alternative Titles for his memoir: 1) Two Heads are Better than One 2) My Magic Lap 3) Just a Continue reading
Chancellor claims driving trains is so easy ‘even a woman could do it’
Actually, if women were driving them maybe they’d run on time for a change. I say we try it.
Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker
So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading
Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’
He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading
Couple get trapped in unlocked cupboard for two days while ‘high on drugs’
If you can stand two days together locked inside a cupboard, high as a kite and surrounded by excrement, then Continue reading
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Rude Arrows: RAF pilot denies leaving giant penis vapour trail in sky
A similar scene was cut from ‘Top Gun’. Producers thought it already had enough homoerotic undertones.
