What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?
If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
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Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam
“The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading
Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings
Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading
Is it legal to have sex in your back garden?
I don’t know if it is legal for you to have sex in my back garden, but I’d rather Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
The Washing of Hands
Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading
The Story of the Lonesome Skater
When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading
Ghost Story
In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 