Donald Trump calls Thailand ‘Thighland’ during sweat-soaked speech about washing machines
Things went further downhill when he mentioned Lake Titicaca.
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Dawn Butler stopped by police ‘searching for gang and knife crime’
So what? I was also stopped by police. I was dressed as Edward Scissorhands and driving a bulldozer, but Continue reading
Moving from the country to the city made me more comfortable in my brown skin
I was a farmhand, general labourer and construction worker for many years. When I dressed up as a half-Mauritian, Continue reading
Drivers baffled after arrows painted on new roundabout in wrong direction
I was driving around this roundabout, listening to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”, and I heard a Satanic message.
Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever
I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading
You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying
I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading
Is it legal to have sex in your back garden?
I don’t know if it is legal for you to have sex in my back garden, but I’d rather Continue reading
The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1
Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 