Train in Vain – UPDATE

Within an hour or two of sending this letter to The Daily Mail, they got back to me with plans Continue reading →

A third of British children are now officially overweight

Almost four in ten 11 to 15-year-olds are missing their shirts. They are at risk from damaging levels of pinching. Continue reading →

Video shows Irish boxer taking on entire Turkish mob… and winning

There’s a Liam Neeson movie in here somewhere. I can see it all now: “I don’t know who you are. Continue reading →

Jeremy Kyle viewers are left stunned by an attractive guest resembling Michelle Keegan and Kylie Jenner

After the interview, she was observed purchasing a 35p energy drink at SPAR. She proceeded to a local park where Continue reading →

Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Wow, that’s generous: Sainsbury’s offers £1 marshmallows for a reduced price… of £1

  I don’t see what the big deal is. You can save even more money by purchasing 50p of pink Continue reading →