Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →

Man accused of smuggling deadly king cobras to US inside potato chip cans

  It’s always best to be aware of the local customs and vernacular before visiting another country. For example, while Continue reading →

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →

Woman fired for eating colleague’s chocolate bar gets her job back

  She also emptied  a stapler and did not refill it, borrowed a pen and did not return it and Continue reading →

Gallowwalkers

In an arid wasteland created by too many lacklustre Hollywood mash-ups, critics think they’ve put the final stake in Wesley Continue reading →

Men are better at reading maps than women, says science

The man is reading the map while the woman is looking for someone to ask for directions. Simultaneously, they arrive Continue reading →