Top 10 Failed New Year’s Resolutions of the Past Decade
We’re roughly two months into 2015 and I’m already failing to follow through on my resolution. So, here are my Continue reading
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Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
New Apple update will give us racially diverse emojis
Is there an Albino one? They spend all day indoors – playing on the computer, hiding from the Sun. How Continue reading
Watering-can-cat has gone missing among fears of similar hi-jinks
Don’t worry – I’m on the case. I’ll just look for a bunch of wilting flowers. Chances are, they went Continue reading
Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone
It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading
Woman loses leg after NHS staff accidentally inject it with disinfectant
An interesting side note – NHS janitors where caught washing the floors with penicillin. I don’t want to tell the Continue reading
Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff
I’m no expert, but shouldn’t McDonald’s staff be awarded a penalty kick because he handled the McMuffins deliberately?
University offers course in ‘wasting time on the internet’ – Procrastinators, sign up now!
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 