Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
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Virtual reality trampolines, a sweet shack and three-storey waterslides: the classic British cruise ship gets a £70m makeover
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
8 things only London men know about dating
Sorry – typo. Should read: London men only know 8 things about dating.
Here’s what it’s like to get a bespoke fragrance made by the Queen’s perfumer
Smells like Queen spirit.
Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing
I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading
Emmerdale spoilers: Who dies in a tragic disaster? 10 characters most at risk
Here’s a tip: if you don’t want to die, don’t stand next to the tall guy dressed head-to-toe in black, Continue reading
B&B owner put ‘women not welcome’ sign up because he ‘doesn’t like them’
Cross-dressers are allowed either a bed or a breakfast – but not both.
Blessed are the Meek – Provided they Keep Spending
“Blessed are the meek,” Father bellowed, “for they shall purchase the earth.” He always started out his sermon Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 