What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

Shoplifter caught thanks to distinctive ‘I pooped today’ t-shirt he wore to go stealing

  He also had a distinctive beard and was wrapped in a blue bed sheet. But the t-shirt certainly didn’t Continue reading →

Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden

    She also showed officers pictures of the driver pooing in the men’s toilet at work, the public stalls Continue reading →

Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →