Swedish crown jewels stolen by thieves who escaped on a speedboat
It was later revealed that all security features surrounding the jewels were purchased at IKEA. Oh well, live and learn.
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This guy is going places
Eureka! If I buy one and carefully remove the lawnmower, I think it could be used to help people with Continue reading
‘Brick thrown through Tory councillor’s door’ after council tax is increased by 400%
2018 Tax Increase Response Protocol Please note that in 2018 you are now allowed use of the following construction Continue reading
Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Virtual reality trampolines, a sweet shack and three-storey waterslides: the classic British cruise ship gets a £70m makeover
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
8 things only London men know about dating
Sorry – typo. Should read: London men only know 8 things about dating.
Here’s what it’s like to get a bespoke fragrance made by the Queen’s perfumer
Smells like Queen spirit.
Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing
I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 