A third of British children are now officially overweight

Almost four in ten 11 to 15-year-olds are missing their shirts. They are at risk from damaging levels of pinching. Continue reading →

Video shows Irish boxer taking on entire Turkish mob… and winning

There’s a Liam Neeson movie in here somewhere. I can see it all now: “I don’t know who you are. Continue reading →

Jeremy Kyle viewers are left stunned by an attractive guest resembling Michelle Keegan and Kylie Jenner

After the interview, she was observed purchasing a 35p energy drink at SPAR. She proceeded to a local park where Continue reading →

Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

American Sniper

A good guy goes on a 10 year killing spree in which bad men, women and children “make his day” Continue reading →

Shock Waves

A group of American tourists regret taking the economy tour when they end up in a creepy island resort with Continue reading →

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.