Man does ‘MDMA and cocaine, steals ambulance then masturbates in police custody’

  Basically all he’s done is combine an entire semester of university into one day.

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →

Man accused of smuggling deadly king cobras to US inside potato chip cans

  It’s always best to be aware of the local customs and vernacular before visiting another country. For example, while Continue reading →

Sign outside LukeJacob hairdressers in London threatens to give unattended children mullets

  As an additional warning, the shop owner should remind parents that Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme and Billy Continue reading →

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Johnny Depp – Shocking News *** UPDATE

Johnny Depp, they say you cannot complete production of the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean (a nation gasps!!) Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →

Woman fired for eating colleague’s chocolate bar gets her job back

  She also emptied  a stapler and did not refill it, borrowed a pen and did not return it and Continue reading →