Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

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Let’s Get Small

A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →