A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers
They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading
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Zoo ‘paints black stripes onto donkeys to make them look like zebras’
When a busload of rambunctious children arrived to see the donkeys, quick-thinking staff – realising their error – snatched up Continue reading
‘Voice of Nasa’ Jack King dies at the age of 84
He was a great man. It’s unfortunate that in later life he had trouble finding work counting from 10 down Continue reading
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Film Review
In this searing socio-political psychodrama, a moody billionaire with right-wing views must join forces with an outspoken older woman Continue reading
Swedish crown jewels stolen by thieves who escaped on a speedboat
It was later revealed that all security features surrounding the jewels were purchased at IKEA. Oh well, live and learn.
This guy is going places
Eureka! If I buy one and carefully remove the lawnmower, I think it could be used to help people with Continue reading
‘Brick thrown through Tory councillor’s door’ after council tax is increased by 400%
2018 Tax Increase Response Protocol Please note that in 2018 you are now allowed use of the following construction Continue reading
Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 