Protected: Kim Kardashian goes FULL FRONTAL in second bid to break the internet

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Man realises he’s been going to the toilet wrong his entire life

There’s an Adam Sandler movie in here somewhere.

First-time flyer opens emergency exit on plane ‘to get some air’

On the bright side, this is the best way to allow a flow of air into the cabin. On the Continue reading →

Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring

When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”

New Apple update will give us racially diverse emojis

Is there an Albino one? They spend all day indoors – playing on the computer, hiding from the Sun. How Continue reading →

Watering-can-cat has gone missing among fears of similar hi-jinks

Don’t worry – I’m on the case. I’ll just look for a bunch of wilting flowers. Chances are, they went Continue reading →

Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone

It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading →

Woman loses leg after NHS staff accidentally inject it with disinfectant

An interesting side note – NHS janitors where caught washing the floors with penicillin. I don’t want to tell the Continue reading →