Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever

I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading →

You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying

I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading →

Naked granddad chases wild boar after it ran off with his belongings

  Ah, yes – a large naked man chasing a wild boar. An indelible image captured in cave paintings around Continue reading →

Dennis Quaid adopts a black cat who is also named Dennis Quaid and we’re living for it

  Dennis has an easily agitated brother, Randy, who has wild unkempt hair, scratches up furniture, runs around the yard Continue reading →

Swarms of mosquitoes to plague UK as heatwave continues

  Nigel Farage claims there is plenty of blood and “perfect breeding grounds” in France, yet they still want to Continue reading →

Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam

  “The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading →

Extinction Rebellion protesters cover Trafalgar Square in fake blood

And to think their parents said you can’t do anything with an art degree. Best of all, they can tell Continue reading →

I couldn’t get a single job interview, until I changed my name to a white-sounding one

  So, based on your photo, you are either a sweater knitter, chicken cook or a bench maker? I don’t Continue reading →