Londoners hire snipers to kill foxes in their gardens

  You’re no one until you have your own garden sniper. My family had nothing but a bearded guy with Continue reading →

Please check out my guest blog!

Hello there! Please check out my guest blog, graciously published by Darcia Helle on her excellent review site, Quiet Fury Continue reading →

Characters in other genres that’d be amazing horror villains

Gunther. What went on behind that cool facade? How did he really cope with being stuck in the background, while Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

(I Can’t Get No) Sanitizer

I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →