Here’s what it’s like to get a bespoke fragrance made by the Queen’s perfumer

Smells like Queen spirit.  

Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing

I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading →

Emmerdale spoilers: Who dies in a tragic disaster? 10 characters most at risk

Here’s a tip: if you don’t want to die, don’t stand next to the tall guy dressed head-to-toe in black, Continue reading →

‘Scotch egg theft in Minehead’: the 11 most boring local news headlines of 2014

Alas, the spoon thief has condemned me to this horrible fate. I stare out the window, watching the rogue sausage Continue reading →

Jodorowsky’s Dune

When a visionary genius tries to make a mind-blowing movie about a popular young man who is fond of spice Continue reading →

B&B owner put ‘women not welcome’ sign up because he ‘doesn’t like them’

Cross-dressers are allowed either a bed or a breakfast – but not both.  

Blessed are the Meek – Provided they Keep Spending

  “Blessed are the meek,” Father bellowed, “for they shall purchase the earth.”   He always started out his sermon Continue reading →

Man has 17 names tattooed on his bum to raise money for charity

An interesting way to remember names. However, there’s no guarantee this will work. Regardless of the system you use to Continue reading →