The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Drugstore Cowgirl

Back in the 70’s, my little sister was horsing around and got her head stuck in a turnstile, at the Continue reading →

Characters in other genres that’d be amazing horror villains

Gunther. What went on behind that cool facade? How did he really cope with being stuck in the background, while Continue reading →