Teenager cut off his own hand because he was addicted to the internet

Won’t make much difference. You know what they say – the devil makes work for idle hand.

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Johnny Depp – Shocking News *** UPDATE

Johnny Depp, they say you cannot complete production of the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean (a nation gasps!!) Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →

Woman fired for eating colleague’s chocolate bar gets her job back

  She also emptied  a stapler and did not refill it, borrowed a pen and did not return it and Continue reading →

Nigel Farage gets a thumbs down from Jesus

In an unfortunate turn of events, Jesus went on to complain that his carpentry business was being negatively impacted by Continue reading →

Men are better at reading maps than women, says science

The man is reading the map while the woman is looking for someone to ask for directions. Simultaneously, they arrive Continue reading →

Why are 20,000,000 infected mosquitoes being released in the US?

Why? One word: Trump. Chaos reigns.